only in peru...

Children as young as four can be spotted selling candy on the streets.

Taxi cabs honk their horns for absolutely no reason.

Buses have men hanging off the side, convincing passerbys to hop on.

There are no bathrooms in the back of the buses that people sit on for 6 hours at a time.

Taxi drivers continue conversing with you at normal speed, even after you inform them that you don´t speak Spanish.

Street vendors hop on the bus in attempt to sell things during stops.

- Taxi cabs get lost, drop you off in the middle of nowhere and charge you extra for the time spent lost.

Dogs roam the streets and follow you into restaurants.

The one English word everyone knows how to say is "Obama."

You can get electrocuted by the shower head in the hostel bathroom.

You can play soccer in the street as cars zigzag around you.

I can be told I look like britney spears and Dan, Arnold Schwartzenager.